- Wonder Girl: Excuse me...
- Freddy: Hey, look at the chick in the funny suit!
- George: Where's the costume party, cutie?
- Drusilla: Mother, this is the 2000th anniversary of our arrival on Paradise Island. It's the bi-millenial celebration of the most important day in our history. Diana's heir to the throne. Diana has to be here.
- Gloria Beverly: What movie are you doing, honey?
- Wonder Woman: Oh, I'm not in any movie.
- Gloria Beverly: [laughs] Oh, you mean you wear that for real?
- Wonder Woman: Yes, I do.
- Wonder Woman: [using her golden lasso on Gloria] Does Mr. Brenner have a private yacht, an airplane, anything like that?
- Gloria Beverly: No.
- Wonder Woman: A private place where no one else goes.
- Gloria Beverly: The only private place he wanted to show me was his bedroom.
- Jim Ames: Boy, Major, I wish I could meet Wonder Girl again, under different circumstances.
- Steve Trevor: And Wonder Woman!
- Wonder Woman: And you're going to tell me.
- [golden lasso is looped around Gloria]
- Gloria Beverly: What are you doing? Are you some kind of a nut?
- Wonder Woman: You're going to tell me the truth.
- young male fan: [outside theater, where adoring crowd worships movie star Gloria] Man, oh, man, I got it!
- Drusilla: You got what?
- young male fan: Her autograph!
- Drusilla: Who's she?
- young male fan: "Who's she?" She's a star!
- Drusilla: Oh, go on, I know where stars exist. They're in the heavens.
- young male fan: You're weird.
- Drusilla: I'm weird?