- Joe Atkinson: Why has every crisis since World War Two happen right in the middle of my beauty sleep?
- Diana Prince: [understanding] Hmm.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: You're not getting too old for this, are you, Joe?
- Joe Atkinson: I was too old for this before either one of you were born.
- [Diana giggles]
- Diana Prince: Evan Robley has stolen just about everything from everybody.
- [Steve hands her a cup of coffee]
- Diana Prince: Thank you, Steve.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: If there were a thieves hall of fame, Evan Robley would be a charter member.
- US President: [voice coming from monitor] Well said, Steve.
- Evan Robley: [posing as Count Diaz] No one as lovely as you should be serving tea.
- [takes the tray from Diana and puts it down]
- Diana Prince: Oh, it's my privilege, sir. Will that be all?
- Evan Robley: Certainly not. I intend to order everything in cousin Catherine's royal kitchen.
- Evan Robley: [posing as Count Diaz] A wonderful country, America. It's servants are more beautiful than some of my Royal cousins.
- Ambassador Orrick: Steal the jewels, now. It will be worth your fee just to see Catherine's disgrace. When she appears at tomorrow's reception and I start the rumor that the jewels are missing, Queen Catherine of Malakar will again be common Kate of Boston.
- Evan Robley: Please spare the details, I find politics a bore.
- Evan Robley: [to Wonder Woman] Well, as you undoubtedly know, stealing is the only work I am trained to do. And may I say, that none of my other professional endeavors have introduced me to such a charming investigator.
- Evan Robley: I imagine you're keeping the jewels in the security room?
- Ambassador Orrick: I thought your dangerous attack of curiosity had been cured?
- Evan Robley: Oh, a momentary relapse, my apologies, it's none of my concern.
- Ambassador Orrick: Look after your health.
- Evan Robley: How very thoughtful, thank you.
- Ambassador Orrick: An immediate change of climate is a prescription that should do wonders for your longevity.
- Evan Robley: Color me vanished.
- Evan Robley: Well Musketeers, this is it. Now one of us has to stand guard. And needles to say, an interruption could be fatal.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: No problem. You know the area, she's got the power, I'll cover for you.
- Wonder Woman: Thanks, Steve.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: [viewing the Malakarian reception on a TV screen] Wonder Woman would have loved this.
- Diana Prince: Oh Steve, she's... she's probably seen it all before. With the original cast.
- [both laugh, freeze frame on Diana's radiant smile]
- Evan Robley: [as Wonder Woman enters his suite] I must remember to put up a sign: "Please Knock Before Trespassing."
- [he takes in her red, white, and blue costume]
- Evan Robley: Well, what do I do? Salute?
- Wonder Woman: Do thieves salute?
- Evan Robley: If there's something worse than a trespasser, it must certainly be a name-caller.
- Queen Kathryn: What is it?
- Diana Prince: [with trolley] Late supper, Your Majesty.
- Queen Kathryn: At this time of night? I ordered no supper.
- [as Diana advances:]
- Queen Kathryn: What do you want?
- Diana Prince: I had to see you, Your Majesty. You're being tricked. The Royal jewels are in great danger, and so are you.
- Queen Kathryn: And how does a maid acquire this information?
- Diana Prince: I'm not a maid. My name is Diana Prince, and I work with the IADC.
- Queen Kathryn: You're working with Agent Scott?
- Diana Prince: [smirks] He's not an agent. He's a jewel thief. Evan Robley.
- Queen Kathryn: But Robley's been captured.
- Diana Prince: That wasn't Robley, that was Steve Trevor. We're both agents. We were sent to protect you, and to stop the real Evan Robley from stealing the Royal jewels.
- Queen Kathryn: Agent Scott's credentials were thoroughly checked by my Ambassador. You're obviously lying.
- Diana Prince: No! Your Majesty, I'm telling the truth. You gotta believe me. Call this number. It's in Washington. They'll verify everything.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: Mr. Robley, the amount of money we're talking about cannot be carried by one man. If you can't take the mountain of money to Mohammad...
- Evan Robley: Then Mohammad must move to the money?
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: Right.
- Steve Trevor, Jr.: Oh, uh, watch the butler.
- Diana Prince: [smirks] I worry about the way he's watching me.