- Admissions Clerk: But you expect to go through our admission files and match one of these names with the face in your head?
- Diana Prince: I expect to try.
- Admissions Clerk: Wow! You've got the needle, we've got the haystack.
- Dale Hawthorn: [upon meeting Diana Prince for the first time] Last week the guys at the lab put sandpaper in my salami sandwiches.
- [composes himself to address Diana]
- Dale Hawthorn: You wanna do me a favor? Go downstairs to the lab, tell 'em the joke's over, send up the real Agent Prince.
- [glancing at Diana's legs]
- Dale Hawthorn: You know somethin'? I'd really like to find out what you do for a living, but I don't have the time.
- T. Burton Phipps III: You're eh... Agent Prince.
- Diana Prince: Diana Prince, for about the 15th time today, and who are you?
- T. Burton Phipps III: T. Burton Phipps the third and if this is the way the feds are lookin' in Washington, then better call my travel agent, but quick.
- Dale Hawthorn: Diana, do me a favor, huh? I know you don't like to be told what to do, but in this case I'd really like you to be careful.
- [Diana tips her felt hat in response]
- Bryce Candle: When will it wear off?
- Joseph Reichman: Why? Have my treatments disagreed with you?
- Bryce Candle: I don't eat, I don't sleep, I don't feel pain. I don't even get hurt when a room blows up in my face. I don't like it!
- Joseph Reichman: You want to suffer hunger? You want to suffer pain? You want to die?
- Bryce Candle: Yeah, I do. That's part of being alive. Part of being human. All I am now is some kind of freak.
- Bryce Candle: [after his black Porsche stopped in front of Reichman's lair] What are you doing?
- Diana Prince: Looking...
- [has to steady herself]
- Diana Prince: for the wings.
- Bryce Candle: I wasn't driving that fast.
- Diana Prince: Oh, yes, you were.
- Bryce Candle: [impervious to Wonder Woman's lasso] Seeing this is useless...
- [starts slipping it off]
- Wonder Woman: I would rather you keep it on. You have this annoying tendency of running off when people try to talk to you.
- Bryce Candle: I'm not gonna run away. You have my word on that.
- [snickers]
- Bryce Candle: The word of a fellow invincible.
- Wonder Woman: Will you tell me the truth?
- Bryce Candle: Yes.
- [nods]
- Wonder Woman: Did you plant that bomb in Reichman's lab?