- Diana Prince: I just saw him, Whitney.
- Whitney: Who?
- Diana Prince: Lane. He was in his room, as big as life, as plain as day.
- Whitney: You couldn't have! I saw them taking him away at gunpoint! Do you think I made it up?
- Diana Prince: No, I think you saw something... you probably just misunderstood.
- Whitney: [impatiently] I didn't misunderstand. I know what a mask is for and I know what a gun is for. I'm not a baby!
- Diana Prince: I didn't mean...
- Whitney: If you don't believe me, just say so!
- Diana Prince: I'm sorry.
- Whitney: No, just forget it. I'm sorry. Just forget about the whole thing. Look, your bags are packed, the room is paid for, just go on back to Washington.
- Whitney: [to Diana] Just forget about the whole thing. Look, your bags are right there, the room is paid for, just go back to Washington.
- Diana Prince: Mr. Ripley. Eh, I know that Lane has been kidnapped. I'm here to help.
- Ashton Ripley: Mind your own business, lady, that's how you can help!
- Ashton Ripley: You know all Lane's songs, don't ya? Every red blooded American kid does.
- Michael: No sir, my foster parents never let me listen to radio.
- Ashton Ripley: You're foster parents! You're loving foster parents haven't even reported you missing yet!
- Morley: Are you pulling out?
- Ashton Ripley: You'd better believe it. Me and the advance money are moving to higher ground.
- Morley: Hey, give him a chance, hear him out.
- Ashton Ripley: Listen, the only voice I wanna hear right now is an airline pilot welcoming me to Chicago.
- Whitney: You should always take a taxi when you have to get somewhere, Diana. What are we gonna do now?
- Whitney: I may as well die now, Diana.
- Diana Prince: What?
- Whitney: I have nothing left to live for.
- Diana Prince: [laughs] Well eh, how about a hot fudge sundae after the show?
- Whitney: With peanuts?
- Diana Prince: The works.
- Whitney: You're on!