- Ellen Talbot: So what did you..."sort of" find?
- Wishbone: Oh, nothing, just a crazy man digging up a grave!
- Joe Talbot: Well, you know the No-Name grave?
- Ellen Talbot: Oh, sure, the mystery grave.
- Joe Talbot: Well, today, Sam and David and I went to check it out.
- Ellen Talbot: Ooh, so did you find anything?
- Joe Talbot: ...Actually, Mom, there was a guy digging it up. He caught us spying on him and he chased us away.
- Ellen Talbot: [laughing] What?
- Joe Talbot: This crazy guy was digging up the grave. We could hear his shovel scraping across the coffin.
- Ellen Talbot: Wait, you're just making this up, you're just trying to scare me, right?
- Joe Talbot: No, Mom, it's true, I know it sounds strange but it's true. He caught us spying on him because of Wishbone and he chased us away.
- Joe Talbot: [sees Wishbone about asleep] I don't think Wishbone's too worried.
- Wishbone: Who's worried? Tom Sawyer had only one worry. After the trial of Muff Potter, Tom worried that Crazy Joe would come back for him.
- Judge Thatcher: Tom, I've come to tell you you don't need to worry about Crazy Joe anymore. We found him in the cave, dead.
- Aunt Polly: Reckon he had it coming.
- Wishbone: [as Tom Sawyer] Now listen here, Huck Finn, being rich ain't gonna stop me from turning robber.