- Brian Michael Hackett: [Brian enters, smiling broadly] I can't stop smiling. You wanna know why?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: You found loose change in the passenger seats again?
- Brian Michael Hackett: ...Yes, but that's not the only reason.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Still no spark, huh?
- Brian Michael Hackett: Not a flicker. And it's a shame too, because I tell ya on paper we are perfect for each other. Now I'm just gonna have to break it off.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: Well, that shouldn't really be a problem. Just uh... give her excuse #9.
- Brian Michael Hackett: No, I don't want to do that to Joan. I wanna be completely honest with her.
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I thought #9 was honesty.
- Brian Michael Hackett: No, 11's honesty. 9 has something to do with that flesh-eating bacteria.