Wings (TV Series)
Mother Wore Stripes (1991)
Thomas Haden Church: Lowell Mather
Quotes
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Roy Biggins : [Roy and Lowell are sitting at a chessboard. Roy grows impatient] Lowell, are you ever gonna move?
Lowell Mather : Me? I thought it was your turn.
Roy Biggins : Do you mean to tell me that we've been sitting here staring at this chessboard for half an hour and you didn't even know it was your turn?
Lowell Mather : It appears so.
Roy Biggins : Well, move, you dunderhead.
Lowell Mather : My pleasure, Roy.
[Moves one piece]
Lowell Mather : Checkmate.
Roy Biggins : ...Wait a minute.
[Moving the piece back]
Roy Biggins : Maybe it was my turn.
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Roy Biggins : What's going on?
Lowell Mather : President Ford just hit Brian's mom in the head.
Roy Biggins : Well, ask a stupid question...