- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: How'd it go at the retirement village?
- Antonio Scarpacci: Were you able to stop your mother from marrying that awful Simon Says guy?
- Roy Biggins: I didn't have to.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: He backed out?
- Roy Biggins: He died.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: [Fay and Antonio are shocked] Oh my goodness.
- Roy Biggins: It happened just before I got there. The old guy was leading a Simon Says game when he collapsed. On the way down he yelled "Call an ambulance", but no one moved.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Oh, don't tell me.
- Roy Biggins: That's right. He forgot to say "Simon says".
- Antonio Scarpacci: [Fay and Antonio shrug. Roy starts to snicker] Oh Roy.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Aw Roy, that's awful.
- Roy Biggins: Sorry.
- Antonio Scarpacci: [Roy tries to control himself but can't. Fay starts laughing with him] Fay, I'm ashamed of you.
- [Antonio joins in. They all laugh uncontrollably]
- Roy Biggins: [Composed] All right, that's enough. Now stop laughing.
- [They stop]
- Roy Biggins: I didn't say "Simon says".
- [They all start laughing again]