- Roy Biggins: You know Fay you really are quite a handsome woman.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: Just how many martinis did you have at lunch today?
- Roy Biggins: Three. Why?
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: I can always tell when Roy's had lunch at the Elks Club.
- Antonio Scarpacci: Perhaps you should just accept Roy's compliment for what it is. After all, you do look particularly appealing this afternoon.
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: And where did you eat lunch?
- Antonio Scarpacci: I was Roy's guest.