Wings (TV Series)
Fools Russian (1995)
Steven Weber: Brian Michael Hackett
Quotes
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Roy Biggins : Listen, I've got an announcement. It's a little thing so don't make a big deal of it.
Helen Chapel : Okay, what's up?
Roy Biggins : I'm getting married.
Brian Michael Hackett : Uhh, what?
Helen Chapel : What?
Brian Michael Hackett : You're kidding.
Helen Chapel : Roy, so many questions leap to mind. Like, where'd you meet her, what's she like?
Brian Michael Hackett : What kind of bet did she lose?
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Antonio Scarpacci : It is freezing outside!
Brian Michael Hackett : Huh, and in the dead of winter too. How unseasonable.
Lowell Mather : Now that was just sarcasm for no good reason, wasn't it?
Brian Michael Hackett : Sorry.
Helen Chapel : [to Antonio] Can I get you something hot to drink?
Antonio Scarpacci : Oh no, it's two degrees out. I'd like a snowcone!
Helen Chapel : It's like some weird sarcasm virus going around.
Lowell Mather : Oh right, Helen. I'm sure that's EXACTLY what it is.