- Marilyn Truman: Oh Grace, have you seen this new show "Desperate Housewives"?
- Marilyn Truman: My friends and I play this drinking game when we watch it. You know, one shot every fives minutes.
- Grace Adler: Wait, you haven't updated your will in 15 years? Will, you update your Barry Manilow fan site web thing every day.
- Will Truman: It has a name, Grace. It's called "The Mani-Lowdown" and people depend on it.