- Artemus Gordon: Can't we play a little roulette or something? I'm wearing my lucky molar.
- Jim West: Yeah, but it's got a cavity in it.
- Artemus Gordon: These things are ridiculous.
- Jim West: Artie, it's very colorful.
- Artemus Gordon: Blue, that's the color, blue! I'll die of pneumonia!
- Jim West: If you're going to die, blue's a lovely color.