The Wild Wild West (TV Series)

The Night of the Ready-Made Corpse (1966)

Robert Conrad: Jim West

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• Col. Pellargo #2 : My people are completely dedicated to two basic objectives. The first is eking out a basic hand-to-mouth existence. And the second...

  James T. West : Trying to assassinate you.

  Col. Pellargo #2 : From time to time, yes. I'm a reasonable man. I'm willing to grant them the first, but never the second.

• James T. West : I want to check the missing person file.

  Artemus Gordon : All right, Jim, now it's my turn to ask. Why?

  James T. West : Because, Artie... things aren't always what they seem to be.