- Drew Carey: Tonight, we salute great American television.
- [audience cheers]
- Drew Carey: "Whose Line" salutes great American television. Kinda ironic, isn't it?
- Drew Carey: We really wanted to make tonight's salute really special, but uh, unfortunately, Mr. T wanted too much money.
- Brad Sherwood: [sarcastic] Salute to television!
- [salutes]
- Brad Sherwood: [in "Questionable Impressions", set in an emergency room]
- [impersonating Mr. Mooney from "The Lucy Show"]
- Brad Sherwood: Will you hand me a scalpel, Mrs. Carmichael?
- Wayne Brady: [impersonating Scooby Doo] Ruh-oh, I have to use the bathroom.
- Drew Carey: [buzzes him out] Questions.
- Wayne Brady: Ruh-oh, I HAVE to use the bathroom?
- [walks off stage]
- Ryan Stiles: [enters, impersonating Mr. Ed] Has my wife delivered her colt yet, doctor?
- Brad Sherwood: [impersonating Yogi Bear] Ey, Boo Boo, when do you think she's gonna be due?
- Ryan Stiles: Well, aren't you the doctor?
- Brad Sherwood: I'm smarter than the average- uh oh...
- [walks off to buzzer]
- Drew Carey: [before "Sound Effects", to the audience members he got from the studio audience] Julie, you're gonna do the sound effects for, uh, Ryan, and Karen, you're gonna do sound effects for, you're gonna do sound effects for Colin. Uh, Colin's the bald one. Uh...
- Ryan Stiles: [looks at watch] And, mark.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Sound Effects", as one of the Charlie's Angels] Quick, shoot something out of your pants that'll go over the wall that we can climb up.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Foreign Film Dub", translating Drew Carey's mock French] You know so much, where do you get your information from?
- Colin Mochrie: [translating Sid Caesar's mock French] A lot of my information I get from the newspaper, made by the Garlic Press.