Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 418 (2001)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Greg Proops : [in "World's Worst", about instructional videos]
[impersonating Bill Clinton]
Greg Proops : Hi. I used to be president. Some of you might have trouble meetin' the ladies.
Drew Carey : I'm Richard Simmons, and I'm gonna show YOU how to pick up girls!
[walks backwards and almost loses his footing]
Colin Mochrie : To clap, raise one hand, then the other, keeping them an equi-distance apart. Then, force them together at a speed which makes this sound:
[claps]
Colin Mochrie : Repeat.
[claps]
Colin Mochrie : Repeat.
Greg Proops : [in surfer accent] Hello, dudes and dudettes, and welcome to "How to Deliver a Pizza".
Colin Mochrie : Welcome to "Dogs Have Prostates, Too".
Ryan Stiles : Take the magazine in your hand. Lower your pants, and sit. Now read.
[mimes reading]
Ryan Stiles : Once again...
[Wayne buzzes him out]
Greg Proops : How would YOU like to be an exotic dancer?
[shakes his hips]
Greg Proops : [both Drew and Colin step forward at the same time; Wayne buzzes both out before they say anything. Greg steps forward with another joke, lying down] Hello, and welcome to "Drinking for Professionals".
Ryan Stiles : Hi, I'm Drew Carey. Today, we're gonna learn how to walk backwards. Look behind you. Look behind you while you're walking. There's a stair. Lift your foot onto the stair, pushing yourself up onto the stair.
Drew Carey : Hi, I'm Ryan Stiles. Welcome to my lovemaking secrets tape.
[mimes smoking]
Drew Carey : This tape will end in sixty seconds.
Ryan Stiles : I wish!
Colin Mochrie : Oh, those frustrating banana peels! How do you get them off the banana? Hold the banana firmly in one hand...
[Wayne buzzes him out; Colin steps forward again]
Colin Mochrie : Oh, those frustrating gerbil skins!
Greg Proops : Hi, I'm Bill from the NRA, and it's gun safety week-
[mimes accidentally shooting himself in the head, falling to the floor]
Ryan Stiles : [walks forward and looks silently to the left] Ten more minutes, we can put on a second coat.
[demonstrates "how to walk backward" again; Drew leaves his spot to playfully push Ryan]
Greg Proops : [acting hung over] Ugh. Good morning.
[coughs]
Greg Proops : Welcome to "How to be a Scoutmaster". Now...
[pause; Wayne buzzes]
Greg Proops : [amused] That's where the buzzer goes.
Drew Carey : Hi, Scouts. Welcome to "Anyone Can Masturbate".
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Drew Carey : The points are like anything standing directly behind Jennifer Lopez.
[audience woos]
Drew Carey : She is so fine.