Whoops Apocalypse (TV Series)

Autumn Cannibalism (1982)

Rik Mayall: Biff

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Quotes 

• [the Johnny Cyclops campaign song] 

  Biff : Raised on a mountain in Omaha / Went to the mission where he played his guitar/ Always took his hat off when he spoke to his ma / Once gave a nigger kid a lift in his car. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops never started world war three. Who fiddled his tax returns and laughed at the law/ Who organised a cover up in 1954 / Who spent in bed a week and day with a whore / Not Johnny Cyclops, that's for sure. Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / never started world war three / Master of diplomacy he never fails to act/ Keeps his cool under pressure, never, ever cracks/ Always scares the shit out of the Warsaw Pact / Johnny, Johnny Cyclops / Never started world war three!

• President Johnny Cyclops : I just don't feel comfortable with the most deadly weapon of mass destruction ever invented being called the Johnny Cyclops Bomb.

  Melvin Hickey : But Mr. President, Biff liked it. Right, Biff?

  Biff : The Johnny Cyclops bomb... it... grabs me!

  Melvin Hickey : Sir, it grabs Biff!