What's My Line? (TV Series)

Steve Allen (3) (1964)

Dorothy Kilgallen: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• [during the Mystery Guest round, where Steve Allen is the Mystery Guest] 

  Dorothy Kilgallen : Are you a performer in show business?

  Steve Allen : [long whisper]  Yes.

  John Daly : [to Bennett]  Mr Allen?

  [audience and panel members laugh cautiously] 

  John Daly : Oh my... Mr *Cerf*?

  Bennett Cerf : [after an awkward silence]  I'll make-believe I didn't hear that.

  John Daly : [meekly]  You can't, Bennett. I'm not kidding!

  Bennett Cerf : [already realizing who the Mystery Guest is]  Are you a comedian?

  Steve Allen : [reverting to his normal voice]  I'm not as funny as John is right now!