- Charlie Young: [telling the President that he has to practice throwing a baseball with a bullet proof vest on before throwing the first pitch out at a baseball game] Sir, everyone agrees.
- President Josiah Bartlet: Like who?
- Charlie Young: Leo, Josh, CJ, your wife, the Notre Dame athletic department...
- Kate Harper: If someone wanted you dead, you'd be dead already.
- Josh Lyman: Yeah, that's not reassuring.
- Josh Lyman: [In Donna's hospital room, speaking to Kate Harper on the phone] You want me to have a secret meeting with the Son of the Sword?
- Donna Moss: I must be high from the morphine.
- Josh Lyman: You know, stealth isn't exactly my strong suit.
- Donna Moss: He's very clumsy.