Wagon Train (TV Series)

The Molly Kincaid Story (1963)

Michael Burns: Barnaby West

Quotes 

• Barnaby West : Mr. Hale, is that how the Indians get a girl, just give her folks a couple horses?

  Christopher Hale : Yep. Pretty pitiful, isn't it?

  Barnaby West : Pitiful? Why, I thought Indians were supposed to be uncivilized. That's a great idea!

  Christopher Hale : You're a young man. You and I better find a place to talk. Someplace quiet. With lots of birds... bees.

• Barnaby West : Gee whiz, what did you say to make him so mad, Charlie?

  Charlie Wooster : I ain't sure, Barney. But I'm sure I ain't saying it again.

• Barnaby West : What Freeman girl is that?

  Christopher Hale : The one you've been making manly faces for ever since the week before we left St Joe. The one hiding behind that bush over there.

• Rome : Little papooses that stick their noses in the snapping turtles' shells sometimes have to learn to smell with their ears.

  Bill Hawks : What was all that about?

  Barnaby West : Oh, about fifteen and a half, with blonde hair.