- Bam's Uncle: I want to be in the Metal Mulisha. What do I gotta do?
- Bam Margera: Ask Deegan he's the boss.
- Bam's Uncle: What the hell is a Deegan?
- Bam Margera: He's right next to you!
- Oderus: I didn't really know I was moving. I thought everything else was moving.
- Member of GWAR: Are you into interspecies sex?