Valerie Harper: Valerie Hogan

Quotes 

• Valerie Hogan : [after finding David's condoms]  Charlotte keeps saying she can't believe how grown up you are. Sometimes I still think of you as a little boy, when here you are - almost a man, Dave. Yes, I do know that you're a pretty mature guy - and, uh, your *purchase* shows you're a pretty responsible guy, too. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you - I am a little shocked... no, I am a lot shocked - but I don't want you to be embarrassed.

  David Hogan : What should I be?

  Valerie Hogan : Locked in the garage until you're thirty.

• Willie Hogan : You know, Mom, I've never been to a Northwestern football game before. What's it like?

  Valerie Hogan : They lose.

• Valerie Hogan : A sexual relationship is just that - a relationship. There's responsibility attached - to the other person. And - and yourself. Please take that seriously.

• Valerie Hogan : Thanks for pickin' up all these things for me.

  David Hogan : Thanks for... not treatin' me, uh, like a kid.

  Valerie Hogan : Well... you're not.