Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Jennie Malloy : Well, it's just a pimple. And she's a mature young lady. A little blemish isn't going to turn her head around.

  [Tiffany enters with her hair swept over her face from behind, her visage completely covered] 

  Ryan Malloy : Look! It's Cousin It!

  Tiffany Malloy : [from behind thick curtain of hair]  Don't look at me! And spare me your false pity! I want real pity, I'm deformed!

  Jennie Malloy : [soothing]  Oh, honey, let me have a look.

  [brushes away hair] 

  Jennie Malloy : Oh, why, you can hardly see it. Jack, come tell her how tiny it is.

  Jack Malloy : [engrossed in newspaper, hadn't been listening, only heard last bit]  Hey, I thought we agreed to lay off those jokes.

  Jennie Malloy : [sighs]  The pimple, Jack.

  Jack Malloy : Yeah, the pimple. Very funny.

• Jack Malloy : What are you laughing at?

  Ryan Malloy : I set the scales so it weighs ten pounds heavy.