Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [after the dead girl got taken away]  Ryan, what just happened?

  Ryan Malloy : [disgruntled]  Nothing. Damn paramedics came.

  Tiffany Malloy : Guh! A lovely thought for we, the living.

• Tiffany Malloy : Daddy...

  [cutely cocks head] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, can I talk to you?

  Jack Malloy : Why, of course, sweetheart. Let me just get some of this junk off the couch.

  [sweeps Ryan and Ross away] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Our idiot teachers are all getting fired, and all our grades are meaningless. By the time I get to Harvard, even the 90210 kids will have graduated. Daddy, my teachers have let me down.

  Jack Malloy : What a shock. Since when did any teacher ever get anything right? You know, my teachers never did *squat* for me. They left me on my own to learn *six* secrets to coping with adversity.

  [grabs six-pack and plods back off to basement] 

• Tiffany Malloy : What does it take to be a teacher?

  Ryan Malloy : A gun, some booze and a '74 Volvo.