Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : [doorbell rings]  That's him! That's Jimbo! This is straight out of the book of classless ways to charm a girl. First he hires your brother, then he ever so subtly drops how much he's worth, then he shows up at the door, and I'm supposed to get all gushy! God, guys are idiots!

  Ryan Malloy : Hey!

  Tiffany Malloy : Hey, Daddy, could you please, please, get rid of him? I have an actual date of my own coming.

  Jack Malloy : Since when did I give you permission to date? Doesn't anybody check anything out with me anymore?

  Ryan Malloy : [Jimbo enters]  Hey, boss!

  Jimbo Bacilli : Ryan. I'm glad I got you at home. I just dropped by to inform you that even though you've only been working for two days, you've just been selected Employee of the Month. And that entitles you to exclusive use of the parking spot by the dumpster.

  Ryan Malloy : Isn't that a handicapped spot?

  Jimbo Bacilli : You just limp a little when you get out of the car.

  [to Jack:] 

  Jimbo Bacilli : Malloy, you got a fine son there!

  Jack Malloy : Yeah!

  Jimbo Bacilli : Now where is your *fine* daughter?

  Jack Malloy : Son, my - my daughter isn't playing hard to get. She *is* hard to get. Sorry, kid.

  [pats Jimbo on the shoulder] 

  Jimbo Bacilli : Mr. Malloy, I started out with nothing, and now I have everything I want. And I'm willing to share some of it with you people. Now that's an awfully little TV you have there. One of those sixty inch Toshiba's would look *beautiful.*