Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : You know, I've got a plan that will take the worry and grief factor out of being a parent. We clone Claudia Schiffer. We have a bunch of Schiffers out there, and every guy will have one. A moronic blonde ice maiden. No brains, no father, no underwear. Damn things sell themselves.

  Jack Malloy : You know, Floppy, that is the kind of thinking that makes for great people. Uber-people.

  Mr. Floppy : Here's another one for ya. It seems that there are too many countries. For instance, Canada doesn't seem to have any purpose, does it? How does this sound? Even *Norther* Dakota!

  Jack Malloy : Hell, why not just march in there and take it over? And who's gonna stop us, the Canadian army?

  [bursts out laughing] 

  Mr. Floppy : Or their mighty protectors, the English? "Don't fire until you can see the yellow of their teeth!"

  Jack Malloy : Floppy, I like your plan for world domination!

  Mr. Floppy : Vote for me for President! A Claudia Schiffer in every pot, and you'll never take *crap* from a foreigner again!