Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Pilot (1995)
Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy
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Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [at the top of the stairs, long, loose red hair, short skirt, long boots] Hey, Ryan, I have something for ya.
[coming down, carrying a glass of water, approaching Ryan]
Tiffany Malloy : Turn around.
[he does so, and she throws the glass of water over his butt]
Tiffany Malloy : You like that?
[he just grins at her]
Tiffany Malloy : That's how it feels when somebody leaves the toilet seat up and you fall in.
[still he just stands grinning]
Jennie Malloy : Oh, now, c'mon kids, you know the rules. Shut up until you go to sleep.
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Ryan Malloy : Hey, Dad. Where you been?
Jack Malloy : Your Mom kicked me out two weeks ago.
Ryan Malloy : No kidding? Oh well, see ya.
[going off without a care]
Tiffany Malloy : Hi, Dad.
Jack Malloy : Hi, baby. Uh, you knew I was gone, did you?
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, I'm so self-absorbed I didn't even know you were here now.
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Amber Moss : [in the school cafeteria, Tiffany likes the boy] Oh, he's cute.
Tiffany Malloy : Yeah.
[dressed to kill, giggles]
Amber Moss : Well, go ahead, you should give him a tumble. Sex is cool, all the kids are doing it.
Tiffany Malloy : Well, not me. I'm not caving in to peer pressure. I choose to save my virginity for some wrinkly old wheeze-bag with a ton of money and a month to live. I'm not giving it away. There's going to be a major entry fee.
Amber Moss : Then why bother dressing like that?
Tiffany Malloy : Cos I love the power.
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Tiffany Malloy : [to unsympathetic Ross and Ryan] Don't be so unfeeling! Our Daddy is hurting. He needs our support.
[in her bag, cellphone rings, she takes it out, answers]
Tiffany Malloy : Oh, hi, Amber... Oh, I'm at my Dad's place... Well, you wouldn't want to sit on the toilet here.