Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Pilot (1995)
Ant: Barry
Quotes
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Amber Moss : [explaining the benefits of having divorcing parents to Tiffany] And the best part for you is, when you fail, it is not because you're stupid, you're a product of a broken home.
Barry : Uh-huh.
Miss Taylor : [incoming hot-looking female teacher, short skirt, long red hair, bosomy] Ryan Malloy!
[confronting him]
Miss Taylor : Somebody stole a mid-term exam from my desk. I know it was you.
Ryan Malloy : [shrugs] I'm sorry.
[remembering what he overheard]
Ryan Malloy : I'm the product of a broken home.
Miss Taylor : [instantly sympathetic] Oh. Then it's okay.
[hugs him, clasping him to her bosom, he is in heaven]