Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• [there is a note on the fridge] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Hey, Ryan, what does that thing say?

  Ryan Malloy : [looks back at the fridge]  Arr! Arr! I'm a refrigerator, I'm big and cold!

• Barbara Caufield : [to Ryan]  Tiffany told me you were getting death threats. That is so cool. Do you think there's any possible way you'll be killed before tomorrow? The school paper comes out and I would *love* to scoop the big guns. I have the headline ready. "Guy with no life loses life."

  Tiffany Malloy : I think they're saving that title for the Jan Michael Vincent story.

  Barbara Caufield : [to Ryan]  C'mon, gimme a quote for the school paper.

  [sighs] 

  Barbara Caufield : What are the last words you wanna leave behind for the world?

  Ryan Malloy : Are you wearing any underwear?

  Barbara Caufield : That's your last thought?

  Ryan Malloy : Uh. That's the only thought I have. Grant a dying man his final wish.

  Barbara Caufield : Well... just how sick is that wish going to be?

  Ryan Malloy : Well, that depends entirely on your definition of the word 'is'.