Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Halloween XXVII (1996)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : Daddy...
[coming down the stairs to his basement dwelling]
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy...
[long legs climbing down]
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy... I'm going to the Halloween dance as Jessica Rabbit, and I need a Roger Rabbit, so can I borrow the bunny?
[completely ignoring that Jack is preparing a noose for himself]
Jack Malloy : Uh...
[throws off the noose]
Jack Malloy : Look, I'll tell you what, honey... uhm, why don't you let me have a chance to talk to him about it, and just wait for me in the bathroom, okay?
Tiffany Malloy : [humoring him] Okay, Daddy, you talk to him, and you let me know what he says, okay?
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Tiffany Malloy : [emerging from Jack's bathroom] Daddy... Daddy... is it okay to come out now, there's not much room in there, what with all your beer and guns?
Jack Malloy : Tiffany, I've decided, uh, you can take him with you to the dance, but just have him home by eleven, cause he gets real mad if he misses Sports Center.
Tiffany Malloy : [humoring him] I know how it is. My Barbie gets really tiffed if she misses House of Style. We should introduce them.
Jack Malloy : Oh, they've met.
[Mr. Floppy gleefully reminisces happy memories]
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Jennie Malloy : [she and Jack both covered with streams of toilet paper and assorted mess] We've been attacked by every single kid in the neighborhood. Well, I'm fighting back. I'm telling ya, the next kid that rings that bell...
[doorbell chimes, they arm themselves, she grabs a candle holder, and Jack is poised menacingly with a baseball bat as he opens door]
Little Girl : [fairy princess costume, with star-shaped magic wand] Trick or treat!
Jennie Malloy : [cagey] What does she have in her hands? What does she have in her hands? It's a plastic - - Put down that clamp!
Little Girl : Eek!
[runs off frightened]
Jack Malloy : [picks up the offending article the little girl dropped, laughs sheepishly] It's just a magic wand.
[it squirts a stream of liquid]
Jennie Malloy : [as Jack covers his eyes] Pepper spray!
Little Girl : [coming back to gloat] Thanks a lot, you psychos!