Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Halloween XXVII (1996)
Frank Lloyd: Mad Janitor
Quotes
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Sable O'Brien : Hey, I'm not the Hair Hacker. With my beautiful hair, I don't need to envy anyone.
Tiffany Malloy : And you're saying my hair's not beautiful?
Sable O'Brien : I'm just saying mine's more beautiful.
Amber Moss : [slamming locker shut] Stop it. You both look great.
Tiffany Malloy : [in unison with Sable] Aha, it's you!
Sable O'Brien : [in unison with Tiffany] Aha, it's you!
Amber Moss : [uncertain] I didn't mean it. You guys both look terrible.
Tiffany Malloy : Aha, so it really is you. The jealousy's finally coming to the surface, hey, Brillo Head?
Amber Moss : [quietly hurt] You told me to get the perm.
Tiffany Malloy : I meant by a professional.
Amber Moss : Oh, excuse me, but some of us don't have big-shot used car salesmen for fathers.
[turns around and walks off]
Tiffany Malloy : [to Sable] What's with coil-head?
[Sable makes a dismissive gesture]
Tiffany Malloy : So now we are two, and I suppose we have to trust one another.
Sable O'Brien : Okay, I trust you.
Tiffany Malloy : [pointing down] Ooh, what's that?
[falling for it, Sable looks, and gets shoved into a locker, the door slammed shut]
Tiffany Malloy : And now I trust you!
[the sound of yawing garden shears behind her, and she screams as white fright-masked figure approaches]
Tiffany Malloy : Somebody help me, it's the Hair Hacker!
[tries climbing into locker with Sable, but it's locked]
Sable O'Brien : [from inside] There's no one here!
Tiffany Malloy : [to masked menace] I know who you are! You're the janitor!
Mad Janitor : [but he is sitting next to lockers, getting even more drunk] Think you got problems? Somebody puked in the punch bowl.
[to himself:]
Mad Janitor : Igor, clean this, Igor, clean that.
[takes another swig]
Mad Janitor : One day, I'll kill you all!