Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Halloween XXVII (1996)
Bobcat Goldthwait: Mr. Floppy
Quotes
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Mr. Floppy : [closing lines, reading fan mail] "Dear Mr. Floppy, I love the show, but I've noticed that you haven't featured Jasper the dog in any of your new episodes. What happened? Signed, John S." Dear John, it's a well-kept secret, for like many other TV stars today, Jasper is in rehab with a substance abuse problem. But he's back now, and better than ever, and is off the evil malt liquor.
[shame-faced little Jasper appears on the couch]
Mr. Floppy : Hey, buddy, how was Hawaii?
[stressing the place name as a euphemism, and of course, little Jasper just stands there with hangdog expression]