Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : All rich guys are gorgeous. Except Bill Gates. He's divine!

• Tiffany Malloy : [mistakes Ryan's reason for being dressed up in a suit]  So, you're after the rich guy too, huh? Well, it's a free country, you strut your stuff and I'll strut mine. You know, you got a 10% chance, according to *some* surveys. 90% in San Francisco!

• Ryan Malloy : [Internet scammer pretending to be female]  Anyway, I learned the secret to women.

  Tiffany Malloy : [hesitantly]  You mean, there is no such thing as PMS? It's just an excuse to kill or cry and do whatever we want?

  Ryan Malloy : No, I just meant that women are interested in you if you have money.

  Tiffany Malloy : Guh!

  [scoffs] 

  Tiffany Malloy : We'll see about that whole PMS thing!

  Ryan Malloy : What is PMS anyhow?

  Tiffany Malloy : Shut up or I'll kill you and get away with it too!

  [maniacal cackle followed up by crying jinks] 

  Tiffany Malloy : *That's* PMS! By the way, this won't keep me from being a good president!