Undergrads (TV Series)
Risk (2001)
Jene Yeo: Jessie
Quotes
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Rocko : Maybe I'm tried of feeling like the odd man out all the time. It's the same way at my frat.
Gimpy : That's because you alienate everybody Rocko. Maybe if you spent less time drinking and smashing stuff?
Rocko : I drink and I smash because I love.
Gimpy : Well it's annoying!
Nitz : No, it's annoying when your friends guilt you into doing things with them.
Jessie : No, it's annoying when someone you care about always puts you second.
Cal : No, it's annoying when bugs fly in your nose, then when you blow your nose, you have bugs in your boogers!
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Jessie : How do you play?
Gimpy : Risk is a game of global domination. Roll your dice and move your armies. Whoever gets the highest dice roll wins. The loser loses an army.
Rocko : [Faster] Whoever gets the second dice roll wins and the loser loses and army.
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : Draw a matched set of three Risk cards for additional armies.
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Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : 6 beats 4. Get the hell out of my country.
Gimpy : [Fumes] That does it!
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : You are too headstrong young Gimpy. I'd thought you'd be used to losing by now.
Mump : [through microphone] Sir, take it easy. You wouldn't want to...
Gimpy : KAMMAKAZEE!
Gimpy : [Throwing pieces] KAMMA, KAMMAKAZEE! DIE NITZ! DIE! KAMMAKAZEE!
Jessie : You idiot! You're killing yourself too!
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : We'll both be spread out so thin that the only person who could possibly would be...
[camers zooms to Cal who is drooling and hopelessly tangled in his sleeping bag with a bra on his head]
Cal : I'm the greatest! I'm the Risk champ. Hooray for everything!
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[Trying to bail Nitz out of the game]
Jessie : Nitz. The President has been shot. And you are the only one in the world with his blood type.
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : Oh my. I must leave right away.