Undergrads (TV Series)
Risk (2001)
Josh A. Cagan: Rob Brody, Nerd 1
Quotes
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Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : 6 beats 4. Get the hell out of my country.
Gimpy : [Fumes] That does it!
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : You are too headstrong young Gimpy. I'd thought you'd be used to losing by now.
Mump : [through microphone] Sir, take it easy. You wouldn't want to...
Gimpy : KAMMAKAZEE!
Gimpy : [Throwing pieces] KAMMA, KAMMAKAZEE! DIE NITZ! DIE! KAMMAKAZEE!
Jessie : You idiot! You're killing yourself too!
Parker 'Nitz' Walsh : We'll both be spread out so thin that the only person who could possibly would be...
[camers zooms to Cal who is drooling and hopelessly tangled in his sleeping bag with a bra on his head]
Cal : I'm the greatest! I'm the Risk champ. Hooray for everything!
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Gimpy : Then, when things looked their bleakest, I rolled two sixes and won the day!
Nerd #2 : Incredible!
Nerd #1 : The man is brilliant!
Nerd #3 : He is not a man but a god!
Mump : Please tell us sir, in the many years you battled for world domination, how many glorious victories did you collect?
Gimpy : Uhh well you see, every game I got so worked up that I would kamikaze against Nitz which resulted in my own demise, and techincally according to one of their stupid backward little rules, wiping out your own forces doesn't count as winning.
Nerd #2 : Uh, no sir that counts as losing.
Gimpy : [angry] Get him out of here. But that's all in the past, gentlemen. This time I will be triumphant over my enemies. Over Nitz. With your help.