Un, dos, tres... responda otra vez (TV Series)
La fotografía (1987)
Mayra Gómez Kemp: Mayra
Quotes
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Kim : You'll see how the show today is of the appropriate *lens*.
Mayra : Lens?
Kim : Yep, and it's going to *reveal* things.
Mayra : Reveal?
Kim : You'll see how the end comes out positive or negative.
Mayra : Well, as always...
Kim : Unfortunately, from positive stuff, sometimes they don't make any copies.
Mayra : Well, what are you talking about? Lens, reveal, positive, negative...
Kim : I'm talking about tonight's topic, "Photography".
Mari Puri : [enthusiastic, looking at a cardboard] No better photograph than this one! Oh, my goodness, what a hunk man he is... he is so hot!
Mayra : Who appears in that photo?
Viuda de Poco : [sighs] According to my sister, an unknown man completely naked.
Mari Puri : [while Viuda de Poco looks at the cardboard unimpressed] Look, look at him... look at those arms. Pure dinamyte! Look at these legs... Pure dinamyte! Oh...! The catch is that for so much dinamyte there is such a short wick...
Mayra : [scandalized] Oh, my...! What the heck are you watching?
Viuda de Poco : [showing the cardboard is blank in both sides] It's nothing Mrs. Mayra! It's just that sometimes Mary Puri has a repression crisis. It affects her head and she starts seeing sinful stuff where there isn't!
La Seño : Yes, last week we took her to a therapyst, and the therapyst drew in a paper a vertical line.
Viuda de Poco : And he said what do you see here, Mari Puri?
Mari Puri : A beautiful handsome man, all naked and standing still!
Viuda de Poco : Then he drew a thin horizontal line and said what do you see here, Mari Puri?
Mari Puri : A beautiful handsome man, all naked and lying down!
Viuda de Poco : As you can see the poor girl suffers from sexual obsessions!
Mari Puri : [offended] Who, me? It's the doctor who started drawing filthy stuff!