Fernanda Hurtado: Mari Puri

Quotes 

• Kim : You'll see how the show today is of the appropriate *lens*.

  Mayra : Lens?

  Kim : Yep, and it's going to *reveal* things.

  Mayra : Reveal?

  Kim : You'll see how the end comes out positive or negative.

  Mayra : Well, as always...

  Kim : Unfortunately, from positive stuff, sometimes they don't make any copies.

  Mayra : Well, what are you talking about? Lens, reveal, positive, negative...

  Kim : I'm talking about tonight's topic, "Photography".

  Mari Puri : [enthusiastic, looking at a cardboard]  No better photograph than this one! Oh, my goodness, what a hunk man he is... he is so hot!

  Mayra : Who appears in that photo?

  Viuda de Poco : [sighs]  According to my sister, an unknown man completely naked.

  Mari Puri : [while Viuda de Poco looks at the cardboard unimpressed]  Look, look at him... look at those arms. Pure dinamyte! Look at these legs... Pure dinamyte! Oh...! The catch is that for so much dinamyte there is such a short wick...

  Mayra : [scandalized]  Oh, my...! What the heck are you watching?

  Viuda de Poco : [showing the cardboard is blank in both sides]  It's nothing Mrs. Mayra! It's just that sometimes Mary Puri has a repression crisis. It affects her head and she starts seeing sinful stuff where there isn't!

  La Seño : Yes, last week we took her to a therapyst, and the therapyst drew in a paper a vertical line.

  Viuda de Poco : And he said what do you see here, Mari Puri?

  Mari Puri : A beautiful handsome man, all naked and standing still!

  Viuda de Poco : Then he drew a thin horizontal line and said what do you see here, Mari Puri?

  Mari Puri : A beautiful handsome man, all naked and lying down!

  Viuda de Poco : As you can see the poor girl suffers from sexual obsessions!

  Mari Puri : [offended]  Who, me? It's the doctor who started drawing filthy stuff!