- [after the musical number with Jordi Estadella playing Caligula's guard, Jordi returns to the table]
- Jordi: Miriam, you did it very well in my abscensce!
- Miriam: [confused to see the Jordi's resemblance to Caligula's guard] Jordi, have you seen it?
- Jordi: Seen what? I've been having a break outside, you know...
- Miriam: [still confused] Well, there was this kind of Moby Dick filling all the scenery... Well, never mind.
- Chicho: Some people have told me that you're fake, that there's some sort of remote control that makes you open and close your mouth, but that you don't really think about what you're saying.
- Don Mariano: [angry] Me, a puppet that works with a remote control? Me, saying things that others have made up? Me, not knowing what I think about or what I'm saying? That's so rude! That's almost like calling me a politician!