Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Breaking Them Up Is Hard to Do (1998)

Hallie Todd: Marci

Quotes 

• Marci : Oh, hey, who's that?

  Ashley Burke : Carrie? Oh, she's just...

  Mary-Kate Burke : Another one of dad's girlfriends!

  Marci : Oh... your dad has other girlfriends?

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, but don't worry. I think he likes you the best.

• [trying to drive Marci away] 

  Marci : So... your sister's not feelin' too well, huh?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Who cares? Ashley's always sick. She loves the attention. She's dad's favorite, you know?

  Marci : Oh, I bet that's not true.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Oh, believe me! He's always running out to get stuff for her. But he won't even pick me up a pack of cigarettes. You don't have a smoke on you, do you?

  Marci : Me... uh... no, I don't. I don't smoke. And I don't think that you should either.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Tell me about it. I'm thinking of getting the patch.

• Kevin Burke : Where are you going?

  Marci : Home. Just met Carrie.

  Kevin Burke : Oh, Carrie's here?

  Marci : Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed!

  Kevin Burke : Did she say something to offend you?

  Marci : What offends me is that you never mentioned her.

  Kevin Burke : Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, I took out an ad and Carrie. I mean it was just a coincidence that she's a student of mine.

  Marci : She's your student?

  Kevin Burke : Yeah, and whenever she's too busy with her studies I call Mrs. Baker.

  Marci : Who's Mrs. Baker?

  Kevin Burke : My, my neighbor from across the street. Of course, she 72, so she's not as much fun as Carrie, but she still gets the job done.

  Marci : [Gaping]  Oh! This is the most depraved thing I've ever heard.

  Kevin Burke : I'm sorry, what?

  Marci : Well, it's bad enough you're juggling more than on woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen it like... Oh, oh, oh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way, I did not make.

  [goes to leave] 

  Kevin Burke : What are you talking about? Carrie is the girls' babysitter.

  Marci : She's a babysitter? Your daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends.

  Kevin Burke : Which daughter?

  Marci : I don't know. The one who smokes.

  Kevin Burke : [Looking very confused]  Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Why don't you stay here? Uh, I'll be right back.

  Marci : I made part of it.

• Kevin Burke : Where are you going?

  Marci : Home, just met Carrie.

  Kevin Burke : Oh, Carrie's here?

  Marci : Yeah, she's putting the girls to bed!

  Kevin Burke : Did she say something to offend you?

  Marci : What offends me is that you never mentioned her.

  Kevin Burke : Well, there's not much to tell. I needed someone, Carrie was there, so I hired her. I mean it's just a coincidence that she's a student of mine.

  Marci : She's your student?

  Marci : Yeah, and whenever she's busy with her studies, I call Mrs. Baker.

  Marci : Who's Mrs. Baker?

  Marci : My - My neighbor. Of course she's 72, so she's not as fun as Carrie but she still gets the job done.

  Marci : [Gaping]  Oh, this is the most depraved thing I ever heard!

  Kevin Burke : I'm sorry, what?

  Marci : Well, it's bad enough that you're juggling more than one woman, but one of your students and a senior citizen. It's like uh, uh, uh! I hope you choke on that dinner, which by the way I did not make.

  Kevin Burke : What are you talking about? Carrie's the girls' babysittter.

  Marci : She's their babysitter? You're daughter told me she was one of your girlfriends.

  Kevin Burke : Which daughter?

  Marci : I don't know, the one that smokes.

  Kevin Burke : [Looking confused]  Ok, apparantly my daughters are up to something. I have a feeling it's about me dating. Here, why don't sit down.

  [Marci sits on the couch] 

  Kevin Burke : Uh, I'll be right back.

  Marci : I made part of it.