Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
The Salmon Under My Sweater (2004)
Conchata Ferrell: Berta
Quotes
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Alan Harper : But the truth is, you and I see each other every day, and we really don't know much about each other.
Berta : So, you want to know what goes on underneath this gruff exterior? Whether somewhere inside me there's a tiny little girl who once dreamed of being a famous ballerina?
Alan Harper : Is there?
Berta : If there is, it's because I accidentally ate one, and haven't passed her yet. Let me tell you, I am dreading that tiara.