Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (2005)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Charlie Harper : Give your Dad a break. So he lied. You don't get the virgin to the volcano by telling her you're gonna push her in!
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Evelyn Harper : Excuse me! I didn't hear any complaints when I was raising you two!
Charlie Harper : Really? The teen-age drinking and constant running away wasn't a slight tip-off?
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Charlie Harper : [about Jake] You realize, that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan Harper : He broke her.
Charlie Harper : He chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan Harper : It was a beautiful thing.
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Charlie Harper : Clearly he is the chosen one...
Alan Harper : [speaking in awe] And they shall call him, "Jake".
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Kimberly : [takes a drink] I was raised by my Grandma. I called her "Nana".
Charlie Harper : Is that so?
Kimberly : [takes a drink] Yeah. I was raised by my Grandma. I called her "Nana".
Charlie Harper : Uh huh.
Kimberly : [takes a drink] Oh, yeah. She was a big influence on me. She raised me. I called her "Nana".
Charlie Harper : Oh, Jake... What have we done to you?