Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (2005)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

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Quotes 

• Charlie Harper : ["babysitting" Alan's office for a few hours]  Don't worry about a thing. It's under control. You can count on me.

  Alan Harper : Oh, if I could believe even one of those things.

• Alan Harper : The office opens at eight.

  Charlie Harper : [shocked]  O'clock?

  Alan Harper : [sarcastically]  No, degrees.