Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Madame and Her Special Friend (2005)
Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper
Quotes
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Alan : [Alan finds Jake on his knees, praying in the living room] What are you praying for?
Jake Harper : I have a math test on Monday.
Alan : Oh. So you're, uh, you're praying for a good grade.
Jake Harper : No, that never works. I'm praying for the teacher to get sick.
Alan : Have you considered just studying for the test?
Jake Harper : How would that help?
Alan : Okay, listen to me. Even if we were to assume God would be willing to give your teacher a cold...
Jake Harper : Anthrax.
Alan : All right, that's it! No more praying!
Jake Harper : What are you, the Supreme Court?
Alan : How do you know about the Supreme Court and prayer?
Jake Harper : This guy on TV, Reverend Don. He talks to God.
Alan : And he said you should pray to strike down your teacher?
Jake Harper : No, activist judges. But I figured, why can't it work on Ms. Stanley? Oh, and you know what else? If I send Reverend Don money, God'll make me *rich*.
Alan : And did you send him money?
Jake Harper : Wouldn't you?
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Alan : Jake, are you praying?
Jake Harper : It's okay. I'm not in school.
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Norma : [Jake sneezes] God bless you!
Jake Harper : He'd better! I sent him five bucks!