"Two and a Half Men" Madame and Her Special Friend (TV Episode 2005) Poster

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

Quotes 

  • Alan : [sitting on the bed after announcing he had sex with Norma]  Well, actually, I-I-I don't think I'm gonna be getting a building.

    Charlie : She reneged?

    Alan : She... died.

    Charlie : You're kidding!

    Alan : Well, after we were done, she looked at me, mumbled a couple of words, closed her eyes and then, poof. Dead.

    Charlie : That's it! I knew there was a Big Bang joke!

  • Charlie : You can't worry about what anyone else thinks, Alan. The thing you gotta remember and keep close to your heart is: I get an extra parking space and you get to keep the watch.

  • Charlie : Are you going home?

    Berta : No, the opera. They can't finish until I sing.

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