The Twilight Zone (TV Series)
A Kind of a Stopwatch (1963)
Richard Erdman: McNulty
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Quotes
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McNulty : [early draft; later revised] Say, uhm... You wouldn't be interested in having dinner, would ya?
Secretary : If the world as we know it was about to end, if you were its most prominent restauranteur, and if I weren't very happily married already, I *might* be. But it isn't, you aren't, and I am; so *drift*, McNulty.
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McNulty : Wouldn't you think that, after one whoe year of putting ideas in that suggestion box, I'd get noticed?
Joe : Let me tell you something, McNulty: Getting noticed and getting liked are two different things.
McNulty : Ah, what do you know?
Joe : Nothing, McNulty. Not a thing.
Daniel : [leaving] Good night, Joe.
Joe : Daniel, wait...! All I do know is that every night, of every week, of every month - except Election Day - you come in here and drive everybody out of their skulls by walking on your lower lip. You think about that now, will you? Would you think about that?
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McNulty : Joe, insult me!
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McNulty : Cutchie-cutchie-Cooper!
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Joe : Done for the night, McNulty? Everybody's gone, you happy? You bored ten people to death. You emptied my place like it had a smallpox sign out there. Do me a favor, will you, McNulty? Whenever you get the thirst, go to some other bar.
[drops the beer glass he was holding]
McNulty : [presses the button of a stopwatch he was given by another man who left the bar] I don't feel much like going home. I've seen the movie on the late show. I've even seen the movie on the late late show. Sometimes I even wished I was married. Do you ever get that feeling...
[turns to see that Joe is frozen in place]
McNulty : Joe? Joe. Hey, why you standing that way? Joe? Hey, Joe, say something. You look like you were frozen. All I was doing was telling you how bored I was. And this crazy gleep gave me this watch, and I sat here and I pressed it.
[presses the button again, and Joe starts moving normally]
Joe : And that's another thing, McNulty. You make me nervous. First, you come in here, you bore people to death, and then you make me nervous.
McNulty : I make you nervous?
Joe : You know, something, McNulty? You're the one guy that makes me wish they never repealed prohibition.
[McNulty presses the watch button, and Joe freezes in place. McNulty walks up behind Joe]
McNulty : Something tells me this is a very unusual watch.
[presses the button and Joe starts moving normally again]
Joe : And another thing, McNulty... McNulty?
McNulty : I'm over here.
[Joe looks in shock to see McNulty standing behind him. McNulty leaves the bar]