- [Burt, Tyler and Twitchell have gone to get a local's gun collection to fight the oncoming hoard of Shriekers]
- W.D. Twitchell: [upon seeing the guns] All right!
- Burt Gummer: All WRONG! Muskets. Civil War-era single-shot, muzzle-loading caplocks. 1859 Springfield, 1862 Whitneyville.
- Tyler Reed: You mean they're all the kind where you have to-
- [mimes muzzle-loading the gun]
- Burt Gummer: Yeah.