The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
David Letterman/Joe Piscopo/Cutting Crew (1987)
Ed McMahon: Self - Announcer
Quotes
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Ed McMahon : [discussing the stock market crash] Some experts say we're in for a major recession.
Elliot Ganway : We are in a recession right HERE.
Ed McMahon : Well are you that, are you that gloomy?
Elliot Ganway : This is a major recession, right here. Well I'm...
[audience applauds]
Elliot Ganway : I'm a smidgen more gloomy.
Ed McMahon : Oh.
Elliot Ganway : I think... Excuse me?
Ed McMahon : I just said "oh".
Elliot Ganway : Oh.
[pause]
Elliot Ganway : Where does it say that you say "oh"?
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Ed McMahon : [discussing the stock market crash] Some economists are predicting we're in for a worse...
[struggling to keep from laughing]
Ed McMahon : we're in for a worse depression than in 1929!
Elliot Ganway : No, things won't be quite that rosy.
Ed McMahon : They'll be worse? Worse than a depression?
Elliot Ganway : Are you kidding? You'll pray for a depression. Things will be bad.
Ed McMahon : Will people have enough to eat?
Elliot Ganway : Yes, there will be plenty to eat: They're called "neighbors".
[audience laughter]
Ed McMahon : You feel that people will resort to cannibalism?
Elliot Ganway : Resort? Cannibalism will be a treat. Only holidays. Things will be bad.
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Ed McMahon : [discussing the stock market crash] What did you do with your own savings?
Elliot Ganway : I put every penny I had into my mattress.
Ed McMahon : Now what good does that do?
Elliot Ganway : It's a great incentive not to wet the bed.