The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Lily Tomlin/Walter Slezak/Jerry Van Dyke/Sam Blotner (1975)
Johnny Carson: Self - Host, Carnac the Magnificent
Quotes
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Carnac the Magnificent : [holding envelope to forehead] Two for the road.
Ed McMahon : Two for the road.
Carnac the Magnificent : [opens envelope and reads] "Question: How many Chryslers have been sold this year?"
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Carnac the Magnificent : [holding envelope to forehead] Dead end.
Ed McMahon : Dead end.
Carnac the Magnificent : [opens envelope and reads] "What does a dentist get if he backs into a novocaine needle?"
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Carnac the Magnificent : May a vindictive camel leave a holy relic in your granolas.
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Lily Tomlin : Nothing in my act is gratuitous, in that sense. You know, it's really, uh, elevated and tasteful.
Johnny Carson : Body parts - no, body parts can be tasteful, and elevated.
Johnny Carson : [as audience starts to laugh and applaud] ... Hold it, hold it. You see, now that... That is *your* joke, and you're responsible for that.