- Larry 3000: [malfunctioning and deliriously throwing his arms around Buck] Hey! I love you guys.
- Louis Pasteur: But these sweet babies are going to get me the respect I have always deserved.
- [Larry throws his arms around Pasteur]
- Larry 3000: I respect you, buddy.
- [He giggles and kisses Pasteur]
- Larry 3000: [slurred speech] Lezz go kick some butt. I'm driving.
- [He runs off to the transporter, laughing]
- Larry 3000: Woohoo! Whoo! Ahaha! Whoo!
- [He imitates car noises]
- Otto Osworth: We don't even know what our mission is!
- Larry 3000: Hey! Don't tell me what to do.
- [He tries to press at the buttons but keeps missing. He finally presses the red button but instead of traveling back in time, they simply switch places]
- Larry 3000: Mission accomplished!
- Otto Osworth: But we didn't go anywhere! We just switched places!
- Larry 3000: Hey! Whoozza captain here, anyway? Me! That's who!
- [He falls over]