Time Squad (TV Series)

Repeat Offender/Ladies and Gentlemen... Monty Zuma! (2002)

Mark Hamill: Larry 3000, Audience 1

Quotes 

• Buck Tuddrussel : What about the time I caught you putting on make up?

  Larry 3000 : That isn't as bad as the time you were having a drink and got your head stuck in the toilet.

• [Larry expresses ingratitude towards Buck's efforts to be nice] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : That's it! No more Mr. Nice Tuddrussel!

  Larry 3000 : [sarcastically]  Ooh, I'm so scared.

  Buck Tuddrussel : Well, you should be, Maestro, when I tell everyone what a lousy artist you are.

  Larry 3000 : [sarcastically]  That reeeally hurts. Especially coming from a man who sleeps with a nightlight and a teddy bear!

  [the audience laughs] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : Hey! You leave Mr. Binky out of this!

  [the audience laughs harder] 

• Larry 3000 : What happened to the nice Tuddrussel?

  Buck Tuddrussel : [shoving the trophy on Larry's head]  He got replaced with the one who's gonna kick your butt!

• Larry 3000 : [sullenly sliding a bowl of soup over to Buck]  Here's your lunch.

  Buck Tuddrussel : [getting out a politeness phrase book and gazing hard at the text]  Uh... Th-ank you, Larry. It is de-li-ci-ous.

  [He gives Larry an awkward smile] 

  Larry 3000 : Oh, now you're mocking me?

  Buck Tuddrussel : No, no, no, no, no, no, wait, buddy, man, I'm so sorry I hurt your feelings back there, I'm, I'm turnin' over a new leaf. From now on, I'm gonna try and be more, uh...

  [He gets out the book again] 

  Buck Tuddrussel : ... Where is it? Oh, here you go. Sen-si-tive.

  Larry 3000 : [bursting into derisive laughter]  Sensitive? You? You're barely housebroken.