Three's Company (TV Series)

The New Landlord (1979)

Joyce DeWitt: Janet Wood

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Quotes 

• Chrissy Snow : [at the Regal Beagle]  Hi, Larry. Mind if we sit here with you?

  Larry Dallas : Not at all. Just don't block my view of the door.

  Chrissy Snow : Why? Expecting someone?

  Larry Dallas : Oh, yeah! I'm waiting for my date for tonight.

  Janet Wood : Yeah? What's she like?

  Larry Dallas : Well... She's got beautiful long red hair, big green eyes and full... luscious lips and a body that just won't quit.

  Janet Wood : Mm, oh yeah? What's her name?

  Larry Dallas : I don't know. But if anyone comes in who looks like that, I'm gonna find out.

• Larry Dallas : Okay, okay, no more jokes. Tell me about your garage sale.

  Chrissy Snow : It's not our garage sale.

  Larry Dallas : Then whose is it?

  Chrissy Snow : It's ours!

  [Larry looks at her nonplussed] 

  Chrissy Snow : It's our sale, it's not our garage.

  Larry Dallas : Oh.

  Chrissy Snow : Larry, you know we don't have a car. Why would we own a garage?

  [looks at Larry like he's totally stupid, then turns to her friend:] 

  Chrissy Snow : I give up, Janet, you try.

  Janet Wood : It's the Ropers' garage.

  Larry Dallas : A-ha!

  Janet Wood : Ya. When they moved, they left a lot of stuff in there. They said we could do anything we want with it.

  Chrissy Snow : Yes, now we're gonna sell it all to raise money for the rent.

  Janet Wood : Right! But it's not gonna be easy. I mean, only an idiot would buy the junk they left behind.

  [Larry laughs] 

  Chrissy Snow : Hey, why don't we invite them over to the sale? They bought it all once, maybe they'll buy it again!